Library Naps

I have to study; however, sometimes when I study it is hard for me to concentrate because I am so tired. I then make the quick decision to take a "power nap." This is a nap that generally lasts between 10-15 minutes. Instead of finding a couch or putting my head down on the table, I find a very remote area in the library normally between two book shelves. I then lay on the ground with a piece of paper that I try to look at before falling asleep -- everyone knows that if you study sometime before falling asleep, you will memorize it better. I then fall asleep usually in the basement. I wake up completely disoriented and oblivious to where I am. I then for some reason check my pants to make sure I didn't pee in the them -- no one wants to walk out of the library with pee pants. Then I fall back asleep because I am still tired and have no idea what time it is. This process repeats itself 3 or 4 times until I decide to get up and go look at a clock. I don't have cell phone service because it's in the basement and I usually sleep for about 2 hours. The End. What ever happened to Eagle-Eye Cherry? I'm going to take a nap.