Library Naps

I have to study; however, sometimes when I study it is hard for me to concentrate because I am so tired. I then make the quick decision to take a "power nap." This is a nap that generally lasts between 10-15 minutes. Instead of finding a couch or putting my head down on the table, I find a very remote area in the library normally between two book shelves. I then lay on the ground with a piece of paper that I try to look at before falling asleep -- everyone knows that if you study sometime before falling asleep, you will memorize it better. I then fall asleep usually in the basement. I wake up completely disoriented and oblivious to where I am. I then for some reason check my pants to make sure I didn't pee in the them -- no one wants to walk out of the library with pee pants. Then I fall back asleep because I am still tired and have no idea what time it is. This process repeats itself 3 or 4 times until I decide to get up and go look at a clock. I don't have cell phone service because it's in the basement and I usually sleep for about 2 hours. The End. What ever happened to Eagle-Eye Cherry? I'm going to take a nap.

End of the Semester

Man, the semester is winding down and it is a horrible thing. Within the next 2 and a half weeks I have 7 tests and a 12 page paper due. Not only that, but now I have this awesome job. It's going good by the way. I massage old guys butts: no lie. I am awesome. Why you may ask? Example: I was emailing this girl today and she told me her hair tie broke. Then she put a frowny face. Like this: :-( I didn't think what happened to her was frowny face worthy. My reply: my dog just got hit by a car and it's still alive, but can't move and it's yelping because the vultures are picking at it's flesh :-( I then explained that she should only use a frowny face if it is really sad. Other faces: wink face, a yankee example: Hey, how's 'bout you come over to my place tonight ;-) The wink face cannot be made into a frowny wink face. It doesn't work. Let's try it anyway: I forgot you had a twin babe, I honestly thought it was you ;-( In this situation a better face would be: I forgot you had a twin babe, I honestly thought it was you :-/

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