Man, the semester is winding down and it is a horrible thing. Within the next 2 and a half weeks I have 7 tests and a 12 page paper due. Not only that, but now I have this awesome job. It's going good by the way. I massage old guys butts: no lie. I am awesome. Why you may ask? Example: I was emailing this girl today and she told me her hair tie broke. Then she put a frowny face. Like this: :-( I didn't think what happened to her was frowny face worthy. My reply: my dog just got hit by a car and it's still alive, but can't move and it's yelping because the vultures are picking at it's flesh :-( I then explained that she should only use a frowny face if it is really sad. Other faces: wink face, a yankee example: Hey, how's 'bout you come over to my place tonight ;-) The wink face cannot be made into a frowny wink face. It doesn't work. Let's try it anyway: I forgot you had a twin babe, I honestly thought it was you ;-( In this situation a better face would be: I forgot you had a twin babe, I honestly thought it was you :-/
ps if anyone wants to spend 16-26 dollars on me. i would like the funny ones of these: http://www.snorgtees.com/index.php?osCsid=fb5e5c34f2adc4f55146006e8a914ae6
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um in my defense your hair tie breaking is soo sad face worthy. especially when you don't have an extra.
I already got your Christmas present, but maybe I'll buy you a t-shirt for your birthday.
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